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So, for the past few weeks I've had houseguests.
They have grown quite annoying.
All they do is sit around in their underwear and smoke weed.
They never leave. Heck, they don't even really move.
They keep ordering pizza delivery.
They just sit there, half naked, getting stoned and eating pizza.
I leave and come back and they are in the same place.
...on my sofa in their underwear, smoking weed and eating pizza.
I don't even know where they get the money for the pizza and weed.
I literally never see them move.
To make matters worse, I don't think they are bathing either.
There's an odor forming other than weed and pizza.
Frankly, it's starting to really gross me out.
I've been struggling with this for a few days now.
I'm a nice guy and all, but I do have my limits.
I've finally had enough.
So today, I sat down with them and said...
"Look, mom, dad ....
... you're going to have to find somewhere else to stay."

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