Hello, how are you? Good I hope, I'm fine :3 Now...let me at them kitties! Love to pet, play with, and tease them all day long! I have another confession: I love programming. I am terrible at it, but I still LOVE it all the same. I could go 20 years without riding a bike but I couldn't go a minute without writing a shiny new class or function. So my dear, dear friendly friend, do you LOVE programming too? If so, you know what it's like. Its like the first time you had tfy[-1]. I also cheat on C++ a little with PERL5. I feel bad about it but what can I say, I love her as much as I do my main girl, PERL5 she's just so beautiful and strong in all the right places, and it turns out, she loves C++ too! So we get along pretty good! It's bliss from its own perspective. I had a couple times where Python tried to entice me away from them, but they chased em off with jealousy! We're just that close. They both know I am not the best man for them, but they love me all the same, and I love them back.

I may not understand her static_casts or the other may feel a little sad that I don't quite get her Makemaker, but that doesn't stop them from loving me every day of my life, and I love them right back. Nobody will replace them, and they may find action elsewhere with better people, but I understand because everyone needs to make a living, its not dirty, its just life. Shared libraries for everyone! CPAN is unity even if I don't contribute, she helps me by making up for my shortcomings!

Perl and C++ got in bed last night and asked me if it would float if I doubled their scalars. I push and push, and eventually the conversation shifts to int 0 a moment where confess my love for both of them, given the fact that perl is always there when I need her, even if the default is false, I'll always be true to our $special lifetime.

If I've learned anything, its to not #if defined(chickens) && chickens > count until you #include <TheEggs>